shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

shlump

a description word for something atrociously hideous

Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?

by andrea November 5, 2004

Shlump

A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream

"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

a stupid way of saying sleep

Billy is Shlump on his desk

by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017

Shlump

the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!

Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!

by Fresco_ March 4, 2019

Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

shlump

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

by schlongman May 4, 2021