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a description word for something atrociously hideous
Oh for bloody fucks sake, what are you wearing a bloody shlump bag?
shlump by andrea November 5, 2004
A shit lump that some people leave on the side of the toilet bowl.
See also: Shlump stream
"My god! Someone's left one hell of a big schlump in there!"
Shlump by Peter Adams January 7, 2004
a stupid way of saying sleep
Billy is Shlump on his desk
Shlump by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017
the way people express the best feeling in the world.

Each person has only ONE Shlump in the world. The Best moment of his/hers life!
Me: OMG!!! I JUST Shlumped
My Friend: Wow man TMI!
Shlump by Fresco_ March 4, 2019
The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.
Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now
Shlump by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020
an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human
hammy is such a shlump.
shlump by schlongman May 4, 2021