A person who is incredibly smart but nobody knows it. Someone who is hilarious. Someone who stands out and is unbelievably unpredictable.
Kevin Hart: OMG ur hilar
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
NATE: really? you think so?
Kevin Hart: Totally like almost as funny as SHLOKA
NATE: NO WAY! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.
by maia mitchell April 7, 2017
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by Charles the Villainous October 18, 2017
Get the slovakian mug.The act of inserting ones johnson into the vagina,while forcing her onto her back in order to ride her down a staircase, hence the bobsled.
Bob- Dude did you notice those marks on your staircase
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
Jeffey- Yeah whats up with that?
Bob- Me and your mom tried the slovakian bobsled last night, shit got out of hand
Jeffey- Dammit dude again?
by The Ape Raper January 27, 2013
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Get the Slovakia mug.The greatest, sexiest, nicest people on the entire planet. Despite people's constant confusing us with being a certain Greek food, we are proud of who we are, but not to the point of going around stirring shit with our fellow neighbours. Anybody with the slightest knowledge of Central (NOT EASTERN!) Europe will understand that the correct denonym for someone from the Slovak Republic (not Slovakia) is a Slovak, not 'Slovakian.'
Also, we are not Slovenes. They have their own country. And we aren't Czechs. They too have their own country.
The Slovak language is widely regarded as the most 'beautiful' of all Slavic languages, this is a result of its central position amongst them. This also means it's the Slavic language most Slavs can understand (ie the most mutually intelligable of all Slavic languages between Slavic languages)
Slovaks have a rich and diverse culture even though we suck at Eurovision :)
The amitable Slovak people are world renowned for their hospitality and general awesomeness.
Slovensko žije!
Also, we are not Slovenes. They have their own country. And we aren't Czechs. They too have their own country.
The Slovak language is widely regarded as the most 'beautiful' of all Slavic languages, this is a result of its central position amongst them. This also means it's the Slavic language most Slavs can understand (ie the most mutually intelligable of all Slavic languages between Slavic languages)
Slovaks have a rich and diverse culture even though we suck at Eurovision :)
The amitable Slovak people are world renowned for their hospitality and general awesomeness.
Slovensko žije!
by Ľudovít Štúr April 24, 2009
Get the Slovak mug.Hillel Slovak was a guitarist and artist of other mediums. He reached fame as being a founder of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He left in 1983 only to return in 1985 and played on two of their records. Unfortunatly he died of a drug overdose in June 1988 the day after returning home from the Chili's first ever European tour. This sent the band into a downward spiral. Anthony Kiedis went on a speedball binge. While Jack Irons was hostpitalized for clinical depression and left the band. They returned adding Chad Smith and the legendary John Frusciante who had been Hillel's biggest fan.
by Jokyo June 21, 2006
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1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.
3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.
4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.
5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.
6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”
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