Shlocken

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

by Shlocken February 18, 2021

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

shload

shit load

I have a shload of work to do.

by Seamus March 10, 2003

shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

shlitz

Splitting your pants as you shit them.

I bent over and got so scared that I shlitz my pants.

by MistahTom August 23, 2005

Shlat

A word that can be anything or used however the user wants. Shlat could be used for good and bad situations depending on how it’s said.

Nick - “I’ve been getting really lucky bro, I’m really on some shlat shit”
Isaac - “But didn’t you just fail your test??”
Nick - “Damn. You right... Shlat” :(

by A-TeamSnoB October 31, 2018

Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert

shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy

by Boryz October 21, 2019