schlongus

Dipshit, retard, fucker, dicksucker, slut fag, you ass wipe nig....

You are a fucking schlongus...

by hackr900069 December 28, 2005

Schlongus Maximus

a very large schlong that reaches immense lengths that have not yet been recorded by society. Only 1 man has reportedly seen the Schlongus Maximus but was found days later dead, cause of death? A gaping hole in his oral cavity.

"You ever heard about the Schlongus Maximus?"
"Isn't that some tall tale or whatever?"

by schlongbuddy42 March 15, 2020

Shlingus

Synonym for any word in the dictionary

Pass me the shlingus
You're such a shlingus
Where in the shlingus is that thing

by poggerschampiones June 27, 2021

Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011