shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

Shlocker

A shower locker. Keeps your moochy roommates and siblings away from your shower stuff.

My roommate put nair in my shampoo so I got a Shlocker !

by Slclukieduke July 2, 2016

Shlockness

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.

Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?

by SatanIsMyFather15 December 19, 2019

Shockening

When one is beyond shocked

“Shawty sucked my dick on the balcony, said she got a man that’s not shockening”

by 678_T4NK December 10, 2020

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021

Shlicken

N. Shlicken can be refer to as a single piece or chicken and or a fat portion with or without a piece of steak underneath.

V. The act of being any object.

Can also be used to replace any name, ex. Shlicken Sins, Mia Shlickifa, Lil Shlicken, Shlickonce, Shlicken West

-Mom! When will the Shlicken be here?
-I got a shlicken in my pocket.
- put that shlicken in my face daddy
- how many shlickens do you have?

by Dirty Diannaa June 6, 2023

Wenis shlocker

The act of riping off your elbow skin and creating a weapon out of it and hiting a person so hard they pass out.

Guy1:I just wenis shlocked that guy over there!
Guy2:so your a wenis shlocker?
Guy1:yes!!
Guy2:wana date?

by Lorax_thumper.44 November 3, 2023