shizkits

shits and giggles

by M.R. July 17, 2003

Shiznits

Doung, crap a clean way to say shit.

"Holy shiznits! That was awesome

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023

What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022