Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.

"What a shitwanger."

by pixiefail. January 2, 2010

spitwad

A projectile consisting of a small piece of paper that is chewed and formed which can then be thrown, shot with a rubber band, or fired through a straw, hollow pen or similar device as a prank.

I shot a spitwad at Billy but I missed and it got caught in Kendra's hair.

by Dr. Lizardo March 27, 2017

shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

shitadamn

the combination of shit and damn

normally said when surprised or scared.

The conclusion is Ashley a thot. Shitadamn!

by Curlyhead creature January 28, 2018

shitward

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at

I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise

by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017