Shituated

The result of being comfortable enough on the toilet to start/continue taking a shit.

After wiping the seat, and with no one else in the public bathroom, I finally got shituated on the toilet.

by TheFiend138 September 1, 2014

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

Shiturature

1- reading material read only in the bathroom that generally stays in the bathroom
2- garbage literature that you would only read if you were trapped in the bathroom with it

1- I keep my collection of "wired" magazines under my sink as shiturature
2- twilight is such shiturature.

by Rorher September 18, 2010

staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

shitsurbate

To masturbate while shitting.

She wouldn't give me a blumpkin, so I had to shitsurbate.

by BadEar November 22, 2010

Sturbate

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

Shitsturbate

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

by Topazoo November 29, 2009