Shitma Male

A man who constantly shits and never wipes his ass. He shits anywhere he goes. He is what true peak masculine performance is. He is ascended far greater then Alphas, Betas, Sigmas, Omegas, all combined.

Cringe Beta loser: AHH DUDE WTF?!?!?! YOUR SHITTING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!!!! YOUR FUCKING NASTY!!!!

Based Shitma Male: I am not nasty, I am a Shitma Male

by DESTROY ISREAL August 29, 2021

shitmas

A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.

I had a shitmas last year at my grandparents house; they didn't even give me anything!

by goperB October 5, 2006

Shitmeet

A meeting or gathering of some sort that you have to go to that is complete bull shit.

"Oh man! I am sorry I can't meet you for a coffee later as I have a shitmeet at 5 o'clock"

by dusty-boots January 20, 2009

shitmosphere

The area of a room that is contaminated by the release of a smelly fart

Bill was in the room and farted, then i walked through the shitmosphere and almost died of lack of oxygen.

by j&billdog March 29, 2010

ShitMac

When you get a free McDonald's Big Mac via mobile order deals, shit inside of it, and throw it at someone's front door.

Guy 1: I'm not hungry man, what are we gonna do with this Big Mac we got for free?
Guy 2: Let's make a ShitMac dude!
Guy 1: And throw it at Justin Johnson's door? Hell yeah!

by Styx13 May 1, 2018

Shitmixed

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

shitbum

lowlife, pond scum, dead-beat. Usually a unkempt male possessing many undesirable traits.

Don't trust him, that shitbum sold his father's funeral urn to buy a carton of cigarettes!

by Ted Casey January 27, 2005