shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

shitternetting

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

shitteritus

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit

You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"

by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012

Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011