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Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.
1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"
by jhuni February 21, 2009
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Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.
Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.
by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011
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Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.
My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.
by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018
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Shiternet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much
by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021
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Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.
-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...
by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010
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Shitternet

Wifi that sucks ass and makes ur ft disconnect and makes u lose ur shit(ternet)
will:u have massive shitternet
grace:wtf

will:shitternet;horrible wifi
by loserssss June 12, 2018
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Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet
AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET
by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017
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