Shitportunity

1. An appropriate or favorable time or occasion to defecate or shit.
2. A situation or condition favorable for attainment of taking a shit.
3. A good position, chance, or prospect, to use the toilet to void excrement from the bowels through the anus.

The break during our staff meeting afforded a shitportunity.

During our road trip, we frequently stopped to get gas, food, and of course, to take our shitportunity.

If I miss my shitportunity this morning because the client is late for our meeting, I will be clogged up the rest of the day.

by Photo Pilot January 4, 2010

Shitspeare

A bullshit artist, one who makes up stories

He said he participated in the marathon but his account of the experience sounded lime shitspeare

by Count cokula September 19, 2017

Shittertainment

Any/all necessary entertainment whilst taking a shit, i.e social media on cell phone, Sports Illustrated, flappy bird, etc.

"Dude I left my phone at home so now I don't have any shittertainment"

by @joebagsgarbagepretzel February 23, 2014

Shitster

That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).

Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.

In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.

Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.

(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*

by The Killer Bean Recruitment August 6, 2020

Shitsplat

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

by gizdor May 19, 2009

Shispering

Shouting and whispering at the same time.

'Andrew was shispering really loudly in the library today'

by bob qwerty April 19, 2013

Shitster

One who claims to be a hipster.

Dude, look at all thoes Shitsters and art fucks.

by El Duche the fag basher October 30, 2010