Shitaliture

Any reading materials which help pass the time in the bathroom.

Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.

by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016

Nuclear Shitsplosion

When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.

I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.

by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017

shitalot

One who is constantly going to the bathroom due to an overactive bowel.

Damn, That kid goes to the bathroom a lot, he is such a shitalot

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

Shitsplat

This is mostly a male sighting since a woman does not normaly see the underside of a toilet seat unless she's cleaning it or her man doesn't have the brains to put it down.Mainly, shit that splashes up to form a pattern on the underside of a toilet seat much like that of a connect the dots puzzle.Most men can identify another offender by their splat.This is the true basis for the CSI shows.

Hey Mike,did you see that shitsplat in the men's room?I think it was Pete.

by gizdor May 19, 2009

Shitsplosion

What happens the moring after a BIG night out.

1) Dude that was a great night! I just had a complete shitsplosion in there though.. watch out.

2) Clean up your shitsplosion, the bog smells like hell!

by PatchTheElephant September 9, 2011

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

ShitsPlode

When one had to take a dump so bad that it leaves shit shrapnel either all in or over the toilet.

Friend 1: Hey bro mind if I come over and we can play some Call Of Duty!?

Friend 2: No sorry man I ate two bowls of bran flakes and "ShitsPloded" the toilet. Shit got real homie!

by LoadHammer July 7, 2017