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Shitsickles

If you use an outhouse at your camp in the middle of winter, and you were drunk as fuck, you take a shit and because your shit is liquid, it freezes and hangs off the hairs on on your ass. Thus making it look like icesickles.
Man I was drunk as fuck out at camp this weekend, I woke up and needed to take a shit. It was so cold outside that when I took a shit in the outhouse, my shit froze and I had shitsickles hanging off my ass like icesickles on a roof!
by G. Wizzard June 30, 2006
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shitpack

Anal sex. For a male to penitrate his penis into someone else's anus. Usually a derogatory word used to describe homosexual(male with male)sex.
I bet those two guys are going to shitpack each other tonight!
by Barcode23 October 16, 2003
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shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.
Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!
by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007
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shitpacker

A homosexual male.

Could possibly be used for a heterosexual male who likes to dish out anal action.
Anton and his boyfriend are leaving for spain. Fred asks them "Wow guys how can you afford to sleep in when you have a plain to catch in 2 hours? Don't you have any packing to do?"

Anton and his boyfriend answer: "No that's okay, we totally packed our shit last night."

And that's that (true story!).
by Fred Finkle May 25, 2004
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shitcack

Shitcack is the filth around a young man name Dirty David Dawbany and his retarded brother Dribbles Dawbany's mouths after eating dog shit to show people their "free chocolate" trick. It also discribes their mother Fat Old Dawbany's sexual desires.
Fat Old Dawbany: "Cover me in shitcack, bigboy"
Drbbles Dawbany: "uuuggghhh blugghhh shitcack gluuuughh"
Dirty David Dawbany: "OI WATCH MY CHOCOLATE TRICK!!! MMMMM SHITCACK!!"
by shittypoopie May 13, 2004
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Shitsacks

Yesterday my friends and I were just hanging out by our apartments and the shitsacks rolled on us and accused us of slanging. My friend Dante was beaten for refusing a search.
by TheNumberOne August 14, 2010
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Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
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