eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

yo shit is weak

When an opponet is bringin a sub-par game to the table in a competition or challenge of some sort. Can even be affiliated with a persons dress (appearance), style, or pimpin game on twat at the clubs or "scene"

"Yo going up to a girl and studdering while your drooling out of yo mouth aint giong to get you laid, go home and hit the hunter online, cause yo shit is weak."

"Dogg you just got dominated 5-0 in Mario Kart, giv me that controller yo shit is weak!"

by Cezar June 28, 2006

weak shit

Drug world terminology used as metaphor in straight world which describes someting derisively.

Your argument regarding Israel's human rights record is some weak shit.

by Andy Renko August 26, 2006

weak ass shit

The opposite of sick ass shit. Something that is so uncool or so non-awesome that it's just plain sad.

Rapper: Your flows are just weak ass shit, they sound like the flatulation of an elephant.
Crowd: (Laughing)

by tripdnokc August 24, 2010

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

shitsweak!

A taunt, combination of "shit is weak," made for hollerin at some asshole(s) pullin some weak ass bullshit; also for use during sporting events to diss the other team; can be used also when one has just been defeated, to further demean them and their weak ass beer chugging/video game playing/attempt at profundity.

1. Damn, UF just lost to FSU again, fuck yeah!...shitsweak!

2. Gary: "My poem begins, 'a flock of seagulls cawed with the setting sun'..."
Allison: "Shitsweak, shitsweak! Shit is WEAK!"

by Jennifer West November 29, 2007

Shitspeaker

One who speaks shit all over the place. In a more kind manner, someone who never is right and seen by the public as a dumb, incompetent commenter. Usually encountered on forums.

This geezer was the biggest shitspeaker USA ever saw!

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015