shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

German Shrapnel

When you take a shit and the crap, which is runny and chunky, hits the water and splashes up covering your ass.

"shit.... I just dropped some German Shrapnel in there!"

by Darkhawk February 9, 2006

Shrapnel

Coins given as a tip- Annoying or inconvenient change.

That party of cubicle dwellers from the phone company tipped me a buck 75 in shrapnel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

jerumpkin shrapnel

A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.

After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.

by Antler* February 29, 2008

Floss shrapnel

The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth

The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.

by Cali Sandman October 21, 2010

Emotional Shrapnel

The detritus that gets stuck in a person's soul when another person has a complete meltdown and spreads their BS across the widest available arc becaue they can't keep their emotions in check.

A close kin to free floating anxiety - but with more oomph.

When your boss has a cow for something that wasn't your fault and really rips into you. You've got to take the hit without a flakjacket. The "Emotional Shrapnel" can lodge deep and cause future issues.

by Ms. JacKeT November 23, 2011

fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.

I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011