shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitped

A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.

h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.

by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005

Shitheart

To have a heart of shit. Being a all around bad person or a pussy.

"some shitheart broke into my car last night" "Just hop the fence you shitheart

by GreenH March 7, 2011

Shithead In Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019

shitheap

A very poor and run down place or thing
Used often as an insult to peoples items.

Jo Jo: God Sasha you live in such a shitheap

Jo Jo: I need to save up some money and buy a new my car is a shitheap

by Jo Jo!!! December 22, 2005

Shiteable

Appropriate place to take a sh*t.

Steven walked in to the Gents toilets looked through all the cubicles to try and find a shiteable enough toilet. The rest of the cubicles were kinda messy but he found at least one shiteable toliet.

by Steve Bell May 5, 2007

Shitea

A shitty collection of tea that makes tea connoisseurs weep. You want that perfectly steeped cup of tea and someone gives you a bag with artificially flavored tea leaves. Screw that I'll cut the mint leaves in my backyard before I drink essence of Wilfred's asshole.

Ex 1: "I went to a brits house the other day and he was bragging up his tea collection. I was excited because by stereotype he should whip out a bunch of earl grey and sport table cubed sugar. Instead this guy opens his cabinet revealing a bunch of shitea."

Ex 2: "I'm at the local iHop eyeing up some honeys. For my tea I generally use orange blossom honey, of course. The waitress brings out my tea bag and it's some rat poison, Sam's Club blend. I slapped the tray from her hand, "What a load of shitea!"

by TeaHee March 19, 2014