Shitminting

Shitposting but on the blockchain.

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.

by Boris Wong January 5, 2022

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

by funiek March 1, 2014

Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018

shitgifting

sending offensive or random objects to unsuspecting recipients via addressless mailing methods e.g. "DustiD".

you"shitgifted" me

lets "shitgift" him

SHITGIFT ME I DARE YOU

they are always shitgifting me

by GlassHeartCannon August 4, 2020

Shoplifting

Well, REE-lon and CuckerJew are allowed to do it so why can't everybody else, right?

Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

Shitflirting

When someone flirts exclusively using shitposts and memes.

"I thought I blew my shot shitflirting with this chick until she did it back."

by TrapCan October 1, 2025