shitkicker

1. a graduate of an agricultural school
2. having the attitude of a graduate of an agricultural school
Oklahoma State's shitkicker alums care more about OU getting beat than they do about their own team winning (feel free to replace with Texas A&M-UT respectively).
by izzythedog January 10, 2007
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Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.
Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.
by Zhirgenhoff November 28, 2007
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A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.
Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.
by Mike November 11, 2003
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shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.
If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.
by devastated in n.c. July 06, 2005
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boots used to lay a beat down.
Time to lace up the shitkickers and kick some ass.
by Jim_Bob June 03, 2003
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A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.
Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.
by Barry MacCockener January 25, 2005
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"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"
by Spit Blood April 15, 2003
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