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shitticism

A witticism that has either gone over the top or is not at all witty
"Your mom goes to college," is NOT a witticism, but a shitticism.
by oldblorange June 21, 2011
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shitxism

pronounced shit + xism. also known as shit 'sexism'.

1. The belief that woman should not be allowed to talk about their shits or the act of shitting in a public forum.

see also 'shitxists?
It took me 20 years of holding in my poop before realizing I was the victim or spousal abuse and shitxism
by noonepoopsbutyou July 31, 2011
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shittyism

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shittyism is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shittyism may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.
Ex. 1: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shittyism 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

Ex. 2: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Ex. 3: "What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"What do you mean, an african or european swallow?"
by wndarun April 5, 2018
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Shitism

An induced delusional state of mind where magic words and phrases, like "Great Deal Soon," "FANTASTIC!" "tremendous," "MOAR Tarrifs," elicit a desired effect, leading to zombism and constipation. There is no know cure.
The stock market under Trump is full of so much shitism that sunshine isn't even blowing out his ass!
by CABG Patch March 1, 2019
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give-a-shititis

Giving a shit; caring about something. Generally used in sarcasm, though sometimes give-a-shititis is used with a preceding negator, such as doesn't-give-a-shititis, or I-don't-give-a-shititis.

Related to give-a-fuck bay, I don't give a shit, and so on.
Wow, after hearing you pour out your heart, I really want to help. You've given me a total case of give-a-shititis for retarded ugly children.
by medic007 June 17, 2008
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shitilisious

Dude, that is shitilisious
by shitter May 13, 2005
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Shiticus

A person with a great lack of intelligence and shit for brains. Often an unpleasant or unholy sight. Usualy rejected by all and doesnt give a fuck about anyone but himself. He will always take a chance to rape a child.
by Shiticus April 10, 2017
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