Shivetting

the action of a canine as it strains to undertake the release of its bowels with its tail quivering

a dog that wishes to undertake a bowel movement, stops and strains with its tail in the air. the tail quivers with the strain as it shivets, or undertakes shivetting

by amanda jones November 27, 2012

PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.

Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Shittitties

An exclamation of disgust or anger at a sporting event or sporting event on TV when a curse word does not express these feelings.

*opposing team scores a Touchdown or goal*
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Wheres the Defense??"

or
Fan: "SHITTITTIES! Can we not make a goal today??"

by Thedamndawg January 4, 2012

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

ShitCeption

Opening your Bum hole and passing a poo nugget from your hole to someone else’s hole.

Spread your cheeks and let’s do ShitCeption

by Wikidkid November 14, 2019

shittexting

When a really annoying SOB texts one word or a very simple phrase every text therefore those who do not have unlimited texting are screwed over.

Person 1: hi Jim! how is ur day :3

Person 2: Oh

Person 2: it's fine!

Person 2: thanks

Person 2: for asking

Person1: GOD JIM HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I DO NOT HAVE UNLIMITED STOP SHITtEXTING ME!

by youraloser1 November 14, 2010

shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.

Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.

by cammybuns June 19, 2010