Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015

shitcream

To shit in someones icecream when they are sleepy and not paying attention. Basicly done after you tell someone go eat shit and they say make me!

When you look at the peice of ice cream that looks a little to brown..you know its SHITCREAM!!!

by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008

shitmore

Retreat for many adolescent alcoholics in Northern NJ

Any parties tonight?
-Not that I heard of....Shitmore?
Obviously

by Veets August 6, 2007

shitcere

the opposite of sincere, not heartfelt or genuine

Guy 1 - So did you hear Chad Johnson apologized to his wife and said he loved her to death?

Guy 2 - yeah I heard it, it was a shitcere apology at best..

by NickyLags August 20, 2012

shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.

by Scm73 July 30, 2023

bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

Shitcorn

A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.

Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!

by Zach_W_ September 1, 2010