Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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shit sandwich

damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich
by nigga lipz March 12, 2010
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Shit Sandwich

When someone has really bad breath that you can't ignore it or tell them in a polite manner of its foulness. So bad that not even 8 rolls of mentos could come near to making it fresh.
Wheeew! What the hell did you have for lunch today? A shit sandwich?
by Thunder, Thunder,Thundercunt August 28, 2007
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Shit Sandwich

Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich
by Kelpie67 September 02, 2008
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shit storm sandwich

When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.
Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
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shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.
1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!
by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005
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shit sandwich

The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.
Holy crap! Dan's breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!
by Percy McDugan May 21, 2004
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