if shit could shit

Far beyond merely terrible. The worst of the worst.

"Have you seen Marlon Wayans' new stand up on Netflix?" "No, how is it?" "If shit could shit."

by notriskteen March 6, 2018

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Talk Shit, Eat Shit

When someone is talking shit and they continue to run their mouth, and you beat the shit out of them and make them eat shit.

Guy 1: "Man's you're such a pussy"
Guy 2: Beats the shit out of guy 1 then makes guy 1 eat shit. Then Guy 2 says "Talk Shit, Eat Shit.

by crosk December 5, 2011

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Shitty Shit Shit Shit

Used when you are gonna fucking die. Used when you are shitting. Used when scared

OH Shitty Shit Shit Shit, I'm going to die. Oh shitty shit shit shit Ima shit. Oh shitty shit shit shit that's a fucking bomb.

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

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Eh Shit Eh Shit

When a mildly autistic person tries to drive this is what they say

*Autistic driver swerving out of control*
Autistic Driver: “Eh shit eh shit”

by Tommy Ice September 23, 2020

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A game enjoyesd by native Filipinos whereby players spread about on an open court and try to jag each other in the genitals with wooden dowels or sticks five meters in length. A similar game is played by Filipino children with simplified rules and sticks not exceeding three meters in length. It is intended as an introduction for children aged 4 to 8 to develop skills and have fun.

We played shit-shit this morning, and I jagged Arnel in the pecker four times.

by Davey Gagunga November 23, 2016

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