Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

shit and fall back in it

Very Southern U.S. way to tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Last night Brandy come up in the trailer saying how she had a baby and it was mine and I knowed she ain't let me take a smell in at least nine months so I tell her she can just shit and fall back in it for all I care.

by UrbanAristophanes December 13, 2016

Have a shit and fall back in it

An answer you give when someone asks you what you might do today.

"What are you up to today, TK?"

"I might have a shit and fall back in it."

by Flealine March 26, 2009

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

back that shit up

the term for when you are really stoned and you want a pillow so you slide the shit on the floor to a wall.

im really stoned trying to see the TV. im laying down in the mess of my stoned-out dorm room and i slide my back to the wall and make a pillow.

i was layin on the flo tryin to watch this dvd and couldnt see shit. it pissed me off i had to back that shit up and make a pillow

by mackdaddy crystall April 30, 2007

Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie

Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.

by Magaletso October 17, 2012

Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023