Schwinning

Actively seeking out spooky locations in a car late at night. This results in trespassing violations, lame beavers and possibly being shot at by crazed farmers. This has nothing to do with the bike brand. See also Extreme Schwinning.

"Mark, I'm bored. It's 4am. Let's go schwinning out past Spring Hill Community."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

by eruditus June 4, 2007

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

shrinking testicles

Long-term consequences to ones testicles due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Angela inquired in class if her partner's shrinking testicles could affect his fertility.

by grosa October 9, 2016

shminking

To be dating someone but not to have the ownership or label of Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Brad and I are totally shminking

by Greg gregson September 23, 2019

schwinkins

a child that is cared for by a nanny

She was the nanny's favorite schwinkins.

by Gretchen Stine May 8, 2005

Schwinning

The act of riding a vintage Schwinn bicycle.

Q. Hey Kevin, where are you going?

A. Schwinning!

by Lady Lightning Rider February 14, 2008