Shep

When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.

I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had sheped myself!

by Jon4$ December 14, 2008

Shep

The man; aka LLL$ $hep

$hep is the man, he is the best

by wang April 6, 2005

Shep

When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.

I was in the middle of relieving myself, when it hit me.....litterally, I had Shep myself!

by Jon4$ March 4, 2007

Shep

1. A man that likes to feed silky smooth (from a blender) poop to women and have them throw it up in his mouth.

2. An IT professional.

3. JHwee's wh0r3.

4. "a Shep" To have shit smeared on ones face.

1. Look at Shep go! Those Asian chicks are really barfing it up in his mouth!

2. Shep is a professional. He works in the company's IT department working on the Network.

3. Damn, Jhwee just porked Shep yet again! That's right bitch, you working this weekend.... again!

4. DAMN DUDE!!! That guy just gave you a Shep! You've been Shep'ed! Now wipe that shit off your face... and your teeth. And stop being such a Drew.

by Yura Fag April 30, 2004

shep

A mildly retarded sheep which exhibits self-destructive tendencies, and is good for kicking.

"Aww, man, that shep took it right in the face. Let's try again."

by Bo December 4, 2004

shep

hold pls

shep say, "hold pls".

by mamba November 13, 2003

Shep

Basic unit of measure for baldness.
Abrevated "Shps"
Graying - 10 Shps
Small Hair loss - 25 Shps
Male Pattern Baldness - 42 Shps

"I'm really worried. The situation on top of my head has reached a scale of 30 Shps! What should I do?

by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003