Bond

The basic unit of measure for sexual activity. Named after James Bond. Abreviated "Bds"
Firt Base - 7 Bonds
Second Base - 15 Bonds
Third Base - 25 Bonds
Being James Bond - 76 Bonds
"Yo, I was mackin' this chick and we was gettin' it on at 30 bds!"
by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003
mugGet the Bondmug.

Shep

Basic unit of measure for baldness.
Abrevated "Shps"
Graying - 10 Shps
Small Hair loss - 25 Shps
Male Pattern Baldness - 42 Shps
"I'm really worried. The situation on top of my head has reached a scale of 30 Shps! What should I do?
by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003
mugGet the Shepmug.