Shep

Basic unit of measure for baldness.
Abrevated "Shps"
Graying - 10 Shps
Small Hair loss - 25 Shps
Male Pattern Baldness - 42 Shps

"I'm really worried. The situation on top of my head has reached a scale of 30 Shps! What should I do?

by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003

Bond

The basic unit of measure for sexual activity. Named after James Bond. Abreviated "Bds"
Firt Base - 7 Bonds
Second Base - 15 Bonds
Third Base - 25 Bonds
Being James Bond - 76 Bonds

"Yo, I was mackin' this chick and we was gettin' it on at 30 bds!"

by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003