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Basic unit of measure for baldness.
Abrevated "Shps"
Graying - 10 Shps
Small Hair loss - 25 Shps
Male Pattern Baldness - 42 Shps
"I'm really worried. The situation on top of my head has reached a scale of 30 Shps! What should I do?
by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003

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The basic unit of measure for sexual activity. Named after James Bond. Abreviated "Bds"
Firt Base - 7 Bonds
Second Base - 15 Bonds
Third Base - 25 Bonds
Being James Bond - 76 Bonds
"Yo, I was mackin' this chick and we was gettin' it on at 30 bds!"
by CynicalSeraph December 10, 2003

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