sheepfinger

anyone who is dumb enough to buy and drive an aztec

andy from chester, mass

by baaaaa baaaaaa May 9, 2003

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

Charlie Sheening

The new Meme for "Winning".

Dude, John is totally Charlie Sheening!

by BoomBoom4u April 2, 2011

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

sheepfinger

a person who fucks sheep

andy is a sheepfinger

by unsilent majority May 9, 2003

Sheenin'

When you are fucked up on literally every drug imaginable (weed, x, PCP, LSD, acid, shrooms, coke, crack, meth, whippets, some kind of tranquilizer, Molly, and whatever else you can think of). You are so gone that if you get drug tested, one drop of your urine could kill 5 baby seals. You are on the drug highway traveling towards Warlock.

Dude last night I was soo fucked up, man I was straight Sheenin'.

by Grand Master Warlock March 25, 2011

Sheeting

When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.

If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.

Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!

by Kurlington May 22, 2018