1. combination of the words short and ed/edwar
2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.
3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.
4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.
5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!
6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.
7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.
3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.
4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.
5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!
6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.
7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
eli: hey habibi. how was your day
jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.
eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?
jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.
eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?
jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
by fijeonne April 7, 2010
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10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
10 --- Schwasted
5 --- Half way there
1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
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When a person is so wasted that when they go to say that they are so wasted, it just comes out as "swasted."
by brett z August 13, 2006
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Get the Shasted mug.Drunken state usually acheived by consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
symptoms include- stumbling, dancing by ones self, and in severe cases - booting
originated at VT.
by germanface November 9, 2003
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Get the hawasted mug.Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
by TattiG February 16, 2010
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