Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

shaven

The state in which a well maintained pussy should always be found. Hairless and ready for snacking.

Uh huh, I wanna get all up in that shaven haven.

by JambalayaJoe August 10, 2006

SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!

A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh

by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

shaven haven

Shaven Haven - When a female shaves her welcome matt (Pubic region).

"Shaven Haven! Repsect." - Ali G "In Da House".

by Hinz January 29, 2005

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

clean shavies

A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becomeing somewhat unrecognizeable.

Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies withought that beard.

by Andrew Frisch November 12, 2008