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Allentown Spatula

(Noun) While between the temperatures of 80 degrees fahrenheit and 91 degrees, one man defecates on a rusty spatula and gently lowers it into a wok for stir frying (counter clockwise) while the wok is set on high. The man then waits for the feces to set ablaze and reloads it onto the sullied spatula. Finally, the man hurls the still molten fecal matter off of the highest level of the PPL building onto passing pedestrians between the hours of five o'clock PM and seven thirty PM on every second Thursday and fourth Monday of the month. Repeat five times .
Did you get another haircut?
Nah, man. I got hit by an Allentown Spatula.
by MCedeno October 28, 2010
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Shaul

A shaul is usually a very good looking athletic and smart person who gets girls with ease as well as being very charismatic. They are usually very popular and never get angry at anyone for anything but will get very depressed after coming out of a relationship.
Wow that guy is awesome I wish I was better friends with him. He must be a shaul.
by Serena ur bitch September 27, 2020
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When something is completely and utterly rubbish
"Just had to spend a shatplank evening with my girlfriend's family" or "Have you heard the new Adele album? Well don't bother, it's shatplank!"
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sharul nizam

A reliable and kind guy who always keep a lookout for the ones he love. Sometimes strict but he scold others only because he care for them. Softie & thats what makes him lovable.
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Crap on a Spatula

a beautiful phrase spoken by Leslie Knope in the NBC comedy Parks and Recreation that is used in times of trouble
Ron: Leslie, You haven't finished your paperwork.
Leslie: Crap on a spatula!
by JulesRose16 January 15, 2015
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shaluly

The act of french inhaling then blowing 3 smoke rings in a row off one hit of a marijuana blunt.
Jacob: I blew the sickest shaluly yesterday..
Sam: Nah, Kayla blows the best shalulys ever man.
by cautioned January 22, 2009
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scatula

n. A slotted device similar to a pancake turner used for cleaning cat boxes.
This litter box smells like ass! Where's the damn scatula?!
by GnarOlak September 1, 2010
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