Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

sharten

when you have to cut an activity short because of a shart

Kathy had to sharten the tour of the hospital. Jim had a shartened nap this weekend.

by mrfixit getzit August 16, 2018

shastelyn

shast is the most beautiful girl out there. she’s a loyal friend and she’ll always be there for you no matter what. she loves everyone around her and she’s one of the most loyal girls ever. her comedy is amazing and she makes everyone laugh even when they’re sad.

i wanna be shastelyn’s friend

by bruhpills December 24, 2020

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

Shastyn

Alcoholic beverage made by muddling lime, adding one shot of vodka, one shot of triple sec, and more lime juice, then topped off with club soda

I think I'll order a Shastyn

by adfkeijd March 30, 2011

Shastin

Shastin is a smart, beautiful, spontaneous girl. Shastin's usually have a nice butt, particularly thicc. Shastins are relatively short. Shastin's often participate in athletic activities, and maintain good grades. Shastin will definitely impress your mother.

My mother fell in love with Shastin as easily as i did.

by Shastvvn July 16, 2018

Shattenfreude

deriving pleasure from someone else shitting himself.

Wow, that loudmouthed douche-nozzle keeps yelling "BOOM!" after finishing every set...aaaand he just pooped himself.

#shattenfreude

by MüsKnukl June 18, 2016