Someone who makes plans but never follows through by not returning phone calls or ignoring them. Also they cannot be trusted with anything and are usually lurkin around shit.
Yeah she said we were going to hang out this weekend, but she ignored me all week. What a shadester.
by LRKN_NSTY August 4, 2008
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A sudden, burdensome amount.
Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.
Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.
Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.
Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.
Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.
Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm
Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.
Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm
Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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by Carlypoo June 24, 2005
Get the sharter mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
or
"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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