Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).
All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.
by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013
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Shartrose is many different things: An affirmative, a way to tell someone off, it is also a name of an ancient god with all-powerful godly gifts in the Sqagler culture
"Can you take me to prom?" "Shartrose" (affirmative) "Hey can I get yo numba?" "Shartrose!" followed by a disgusted face (negative affirmative) "hey do you know what heaven is called in the Sqagler culture?" "um I think that it is called the Shartroseahfeild as it is the resting place of Shartrose, it is said that since it is His field he allows anyone that he wishes to have in said field. that's why Sqaglers are one of the happiest cultures as they are free to live their lives without any rules of who will be able to come in to Shartroseahfeild and they can do what they want to do without judgement from Shartrose." (the god)
by Shartrose_lovea September 24, 2022
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Get the shatrujeet mug.The recipient of a wet,runny facial shart. Usually someone who enjoys having a sex partner fart on their face and ends up the unexpected recipient of a shart. Can also be done as a prank simialr to tea bag or as revenge see:cleavland steamer similar in substance to santorum
See also: Dirty Rainbow
See also: Dirty Rainbow
My Fuckbuddy asked me to fart on his face durring sex. So the next time we hooked up I hovered over his face and pushed out a fart, but I sharted instead!
My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.
My friend passed out on the couch after jacking off. So I sharted on his face.
by ChazzGR September 4, 2005
Get the Shartface mug.Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
by The BS Express January 11, 2022
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by coop4ku September 14, 2010
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