Al Sharpton

The formal name for the drink commonly called chocolate milk.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yes, I'll have an Al Sharpton, please.

by p-schaef91 October 27, 2010

Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton invented the Black Lies Matter (BLM) movement alredy a decades ago and used it successfully e.g. in the case of Tawana Brawley, although it soon turned out that she had fabricated the story and Al the lying N-word with his cronies had to pay compensations, but even today gullible fools believe this lying sheboon was a victim.

A man who cares about his hygiene remembers to wash his Al Sharpton often enough.

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 23, 2023

Al Sharpton

Al Sharpton invented the Black Lies Matter, BLM movement alredy a decades ago and used it successfully e.g. in the case of Tawana Brawley, although it soon turned out that she had fabricated the story because fear of her parents and for that reason Al, the racist lying nigger with his cronies had to pay compensations to the victims, but even today gullible fools believe this lying sheboon was a victim. Sharpton has never apologized to his innocent victims, one of the victims even committed suicide due to media pressure.

A man who takes care of his intimate hygiene washes his Al Sharpton often enough

A man who takes care of his intimate hygiene washes his Al Sharpton often enough.

by O. W. Tongueincheek December 11, 2023

Shartoning

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Sharptonoid

A person who, regardless of race, stays in the public eye, primarily through the mainstream media, to profit from prejudice, racism, and / or stereotypes.

You See the Sharptonoids down in Ferguson causing trouble again!

by V33M0N January 20, 2015

sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.

"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"

by Swade33 December 16, 2013