Shap

Shap is a combination between Shut and Up. As in the popular phrase; "Shut up."

Will you please shap?

by EdwardsLaw July 29, 2009

Shap

The polygon pixels in gross horror games that visually describe shower mold and or shampoo residue

“That shower is so damp and dark I hope there are no googlies about to jump scare me”
“I think that’s the world renound shap mold”
“What the actual fuck does that fucking mean”
“Shat. Lol.”

by panini_legs January 28, 2021

shap

taking a nap on the shitter

Damn dude, what took you so long, were you taking a shap?

by sunnystar August 22, 2007

shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

by Rainbow Meow October 12, 2012

shap

When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.

*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
Jesse: "SHAAAAAAAAP"

by Amir February 16, 2005

Shap

A really pretty female, (bad bitch)

Yea bra she Jhi like a shap bra.

Where are the shaps at?

by TrillTel March 01, 2020

Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

by Jibby Unicorn May 26, 2019