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bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!
little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!
by ddubs99 March 21, 2011
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Skanktop

A skank who wears revealing clothing (i.e a tight fitting tank top)
Did you see that Skanktop walking by just now??
by subz2k July 22, 2009
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Skanktopotamus

Plural: skanktopotami.

A generally overly amorous and often intoxicated large female of the human species who garners attention by gyrating wildly and/or seductively (hopefully on a dance floor) with the goal of securing temporary male companionship which would otherwise be WAY out of their league or socio-economic class. The skanktopotamus is characterized by flashy and often over-the-top attire designed to draw attention to themselves and can be found late at night in alleys, clubs and on street corners, but they have been sighted at far more conspicuous places such as big box retailers, fast food restaurants, gambling establishments and trailer parks.

Skanktopotomi are generally loners, but they have been known to travel in groups known as "pods". Their diet consists primarily of three items, namely fat, salt and starch.

Should a skanktopotamus successfully secure the aforementioned male companionship, said male will be overcome with intense feelings of guilt, shame and self-disrespect. The only possible cure for this is the successful undetected early morning escape giving the victim plausible deniability that the event ever occurred.
Look at Elmer's head hung in shame...he got caught this morning with a skantopotamus.

Chad is not himself today...he got seduced last night by that skanktopotamus Tammy.

"Hey boss...yeah...it's Michael...I can't show my face at work today because the guys know about the pair of skanktopotami I was with last night..."

Skank hippopotamus skanktopotomus
by King_Norm_I October 4, 2014
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ShackTop

When you're a sassy little shit who ain't need no man.
by SweetBabyJesus March 27, 2015
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Sharktopus

A woman’s vagina on her period
Man her sharktopus is raging today.
by Sharktopusman123 May 7, 2018
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Shankto

A name for a Roadman who is known for stabbing people.
Big Man. You see dat Shankto there? He is bout to clap someone blud.
by DaRealBigMan July 23, 2018
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Spanktopia

Tea, ‘bout 11:30pm on a weeknight, 3 cranks deep already. Shirt glued to belly
Man am I tired dude, hit spanktopia RQ
by Ricky Silk June 10, 2022
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