Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021

ravi shanker

cockney rhyming slang for wanker

tony blair is such a ravi shanker

by ben curry September 24, 2003

shit shanker

The art of or to shit shank, shank over a shit or to be have shit all over you as you are the shank

im going to shit over that shank

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

SHANKER STANKER

TO TAKE THE MOST HARSH, FOUL, STANK DUMP AND KNOW EVERYONE IN A 100FT RADIUS IS GOING TO HIT THE WALL OF SMELL.

JERRY WENT IN AND DROPPED A SHANKER STANKER AND THE SMELL LINGERED THROUGHOUT THE OFFICE.

by BIRDIEGREG1 August 14, 2011

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

Shanker

UK colloquial expression to offer a solution that has nothing to do with the problem.

The nurse totally shankered and suggested taking an aspirin against my sprained ankle; The lawyer shankered the rules of origin problem by stating that the WTO agreements had already solved the issue.

by FBFE October 29, 2018