Shamwower

A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.

Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!

by Darius_09 August 29, 2009

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THE ShamWOW :)

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.

Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)

by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

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ShamWow

When you are having sex with a wet chick and she squirts, you soak up the girl-jizz with a ShamWow and then ring it out on her face.

Dude 1: I hate it when chicks squirt all over me!
Dude 2: You should try the ShamWow

by Sham_Man November 22, 2009

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ShamWOW

When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.

Link to reference: http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-guy-beats-up-cannibal-hooker

Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.
Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.

by importsnc March 29, 2009

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Shamwow

Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/

Verb, -wing, -wed

1. To trick, con, or hoax someone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.

1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.
2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.
3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.

by gabe17 December 22, 2008

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