Sammitch

A sandwich made on demand by a woman, on the condition that it will eventually reach a man.

Abby. Make me a damn sammitch.

by PleaseDon'tKillMeAbby December 26, 2010

Shammin' and Scammin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who ditch work/responsibility in favor of taking a nap and then planning some type of criminal behavior thereafter. Akin to the phraseology "Chillin' like a Villain."

Soldier #1: Hey, have you seen Private Snuffy?

Soldier #2: Nah, dude, I think he went to take a nap. He said something about a plan to steal MRE's out of the supply room and sell them on Ebay.

Soldier #1: Ah, so he is Shammin' and Scammin'?

Soldier #2: Yep.

by The Preggerses February 12, 2012

Shamiton

An insult, commonly used for a person that is a complete idiot and has no idea what they're doing in life because, also commonly referred to as a Niggerfaggot who needs some help.

Dill, this is build battle not fuck around and act like a stupid shamiton!

by ThatOneShamitonWhoPlaysHypixel February 1, 2017

sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.

"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"

by samnhouston December 19, 2006

Scammith

A person who is known to scam on online games and doesn’t care about it.

Wow dude why did you scam me
You damn scammith

by Alpaco August 24, 2018

SHARMITA

SHARMITA is a good friend but sometimes annoying but will always say sorry. She has her divergences but she is a good person and sometimes aggressive when it comes to technology.

SHARMITA IS A GOOD PERSON

by 11evie11 May 24, 2019

shummit

When someone defecates, vomits, and ejaculates simultaneously, often a result of extreme stimulus such as listening to Free Bird, driving under the influence, or losing anal virginity.

Bro, I was booze cruising like 120 on the highway listening to Free Bird while having anal sex and shummited all over the Benz.

by Certifiedshummiter2023 September 5, 2023