shammer

a shamrock shake from mcdonalds

"Can I get a large shammer?"

by ljgkhgfjhgf March 18, 2021

Shameover

An overwhelming feeling of shame that comes the morning after a long night of binge drinking. Often characterized by feelings of regret about what you said or did while you were wasted along with the regular symptoms of a hangover.

Dude, I got really drunk last night and sang "jitterbug" karaoke and I've got a total shameover.

by Christopher C. Cook July 16, 2006

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Shamber

A chamber of shame where you go to do things that are not particularly bad, but you feel embarrassed to do in say, your living room.
Coined by 710 KIRO's Luke Burbank on his show "Too Beautiful to Live".

"Dude, after I got my electric massage chair from Brookstone, I had to put it into my shamber because my friends would think that I was a total douchebag."

by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

shamberts

a nickname for Adam Lambert copycats

there were quite a few shamberts that auditioned on American Idol season 9.

by yourmusicblogger February 8, 2010

Shmerbert

the act of pursing one's lips on someone else's navel and blowing, thus making a "bvvvrrrrtt" noise.

He woke her up with a shmerbert, because it was more innocent than motorboating.

by Kit Scrimshaw February 14, 2021

Scatmember

The condition of a guy's phallus after anal intercourse

My next door neighbor asked me to stick it in her naughty place but I respectfully declined for fear of getting scatmember. I hate poop on my dick!

by makookakulkarni October 21, 2009