shambles

1)Chaos, Disorder, Poorly Organised, Worthless
2)A way of walking
3)A butcher's slaughterhouse
4)A Meatseller's Table
5)Legs Like a Meatseller's Table

1) It was a complete and utter shambles
2 & 5) Look at him as he shambles along like that
3 & 4) Lets go & get some meat from the shambles

by RMR September 14, 2004

shambles

being in an state of absolute confusion and stupidity

“hey did you see her face when her lunchbox blew up in her face?”

“she was in absolute shambles lol”

by Jongster August 26, 2021

Shambility

A person who's life is currently in ruins. A shambolous person is usually characterized by enduring a state of clumsiness, stupidity, ignorance, or is just not up to par.

It's okay, it'll be our little secret..no one has to know about your shambility.

by Angela-Joy February 9, 2009

Shamble

to make a decision by playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.

by stripecat February 19, 2011

in shambles

sport-specific use of the British linguistic import 'shambles,' baby.

emergent from e.g. r/nba, r/soccer, r/hockey and niche running / alt-right site letsrun.

used humorously and sarcastically when a) sportsball expectation doesn't match reality; and b) when a sportsballer or related person / body politic are specifically upset

| Bucks wrecked by Heat. Milwaukee in shambles

| Giannis gets MVP & DPOY. LeBron in shambles

| LeBron drunk tweets. Rich Paul in shambles

by Lou Brown September 19, 2020

Shamble

Verb. To walk with a jerking gait. A shuffle; sometimes unnerving.

The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.

There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.

by Excel November 14, 2003

Shamble

Verb - sham-bl -Method of classic zombie locomotion.

Normally this method can be identified by the apparant lack of total functionality in one or both legs, thus causing a very pronounced limp.

Shambling is very inefficient and quite awkward, but hell, if you are a zombified mass of decaying flesh, you'll look wierd no matter how you get around.

That Zombie just shambled up to me, but I shot it's head off before it got close enough to bite me.

by Z-Hunter 515 October 16, 2008