Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

shallous

The combination of shallow and callous.

I can't believe you called my brother a "loser" when he got canned by his company after ten years there! And, yes, he IS going to stay here if he has a hard time finding a new job and can't keep his apartment, you shallous bitch!

by Pig-Iron September 12, 2013

shallop

a lovely color, varying from the user. Usually a cream or white color, with tones of pink and yellow. Ideal for a wedding dress. The most perfect possible color ever.

"gee! i want my wedding dress to be shallop!"

by Via March 18, 2007

Scallops

an incredibly hot and attractive individual and they are naturally a chick magnet

I like to think that I am quite Scallops

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 9, 2021

fire scallops

A giant red head's scrotum with one nut chocked off laying on a prep table.

Originated in a restaurant in downtown Orlando.

Take a picture of these fire scallops to show what today's special is.

by I_Am_Jimmy_Bob December 2, 2022