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God.

Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.
Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space
by Quetzalli Martinez February 24, 2005
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Serdar

Serdar is an attractive men that is good in everything He does. He is sometimes an asshole, but the girls loves him.
by Susielovechokolate January 2, 2017
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Serdar Berdimuhamedow

The heir apparet of President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan and head of Turkmenistan's Akhal-Teke Horse Association, rumour has it that he's afraid of horses
Serdar Berdimuhamedow will become president of Turkmenistan after his father Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow retires
by enkaybabu April 28, 2021
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Serdar Argic

Mythical poster on Usenet sites, who promoted Turkish nationalist causes and denounced Armenians, Romanians and what not. Probably a robotic program, but a legend in his own mind.
The Romanians were bred as slaves to serve the Ottoman Empire.
---Serdar Agric
by octopod February 18, 2004
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Serdar Argic

The first automated spammer, Argic was an AI program which would grep for messages containing "turkey" or "armenia" and then reply about how two and a half million Turks were supposedly killed by Armenians during World War I, even though history remembers it the other way. He would sprinkle in various childish insults like "gum brain" and assume everyone online was Armenian.
"Any recipes for turkey surprise?" "Ask your CRIMINAL Armenian grandparents, gum brain!"
by Xyzzy January 9, 2005
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Sextard

Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.

Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.

Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
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sexdrawal

The period of mental anguish I personally put your mother through during your gestation.

Usually the onset is caused when one suddenly (and sometimes for violent reasons) disengages from sexual activity, or is denied from such.

Although, in rare cases, it can be caused by being old and living only with cats with one vibrator so loud the neighbors force you to stop using it.

Sexdrawal is a serious condition very commonly perceived to cause irritability, bitterness, and can often manifest itself through acts of animosity and general assholism.
"Cody, what's your problem jackass?!"

"Fiona hasn't put out yet."

"Dude, I'm sorry. Sexdrawal's a bitch."
by Eucile May 15, 2010
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