Selko

a regrettable fuck from a drunk night out

Damn last night I had a right selko

by Pogglypoo April 14, 2020

selkis

a complete nightmare, usually found in belgium and tend to live in the roofs of houses, like awful rave music and smell

yuck ur just like a selkis

by unknown >.> December 20, 2007

Seelke

the deepest part of a vaginal orifice, often nasty and disgusting with a mixture of many raunchy smells and fluids.

Also can be used as a verb. "Seelked"

noun: "Damn, I was all in that Seelke. I could definitely tell when I hit it, my dick became bent and an awful smell filled the room."

verb: "That bitch just Seelked all over my dick, now my cock feels like its on fire."

by the cock goblin November 7, 2010

selkie

she is a pretty kindhearted friendly and sweet girl, know you can trust her and she will always have your back. she has a few close friends but is loved by everyone as she is always there.

Girl 1: whos that
Girl : oh thats selkie you can trust her

by feelingstrangeagain June 17, 2020

Selkied

When a grown adult male seal clubs a human infant and wears its skin.

Did you hear about emile? Yeah his baby got selkied hard the other day. One day we'll have our revenge.

by Ralph Seal Fan February 2, 2021

sealk

The less superior form of seqlk

It's not sealk anymore, it's seqlk.

by B0MBIES February 22, 2021

Selkirk

Someone left/stranded on an island by themselves

The man marooned on the island is a selkirk

by Jett18 October 15, 2021