setup goodbye

the style of goodbye where you purposely act/say something obviously stupid to end the relationship.

This chick told me she wanted to go attend a puppy pageant recently, so we went. 10 minutes in one, had enough, so i pulled a setup goodbye

told her i needed to go to the restroom, set off the fire alarm, started the whip and bolted out.

by Spicy fishies December 13, 2018

sepulchritude

1. (n.) an insanely destructive and/or deadly display of physical attractiveness. Formed by combining 'sepulcher' and 'pulchritude.'

Variant: sepulchritudinous (adj.)

In an act of supreme sepulchritude, he blinded his adversaries with a flash of his pearly whites. Across the world orthodontists wept with joy that such sublime teeth might usher in an era of peace.

by vozbox July 25, 2010

Sepuku

A ritual suicide practiced by samurai in Japan, usually because he has brought shame and dishonor to himself. This might have resulted from failing to protect his master, or otherwise breaking the code of bushido, "the way of the warrior". The soon-to-be-deceased kneels with a short sword in both hands, and disembowels himself. Immediately after this, the sepuku assisant, known as the kaishakunin or "second", beheads the person with a sword. The ritual goes into great detail about washing and dressing, last words, etc.

The disgraced samurai was asked to commit sepuku by his superiors.

by midget_rodeo September 13, 2008

spupid

someone who is smart

that girl is so spupid

by anonymous July 7, 2021

Gaming setup

The ultimate flex that wil eternaly inprison your oponent in the shadow realm forver.

Teacher: *billy have you done your homework?*
Billy: *Gaming setup
Teacher: *banished to the shadow realms FOREVER

by The only man in existence May 2, 2021

sepulchre

burial chamber: a chamber that is used as a grave

King Tut's sepulchre was huuuuuge.

by eye April 25, 2006

Seppuku

Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.

by Maness October 30, 2003