Seminal Blight

Brother... Don't do it. Don't get Seminal Blight.

"I didn't say "Oooo Spooky," and now I don't feel so good..." Seminal Blight, Chapter 69.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

semifinal vs. belarus

An asshole who go to hell because he hates all the good characters and worships a ton of no-namers

Semifinal vs. Belaurs is an asshole

by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011

Semenals

Male ejaculate.

I didn't mean to, but when I climaxed I got Semenals in her hair!

by Expoiv August 8, 2011