slokaid

sever lack of knowledge and IQ = slokaid

"you have slokaid!"

by eri_c100 August 20, 2022

Shloka

She’s that Indian friend that isn’t really Indian. More white than you are. Probably adores Starbucks, Netflix, hot white boys, and the movie White Chicks. Looking for a new Netflix show to watch? No problem! Ask Shloka and she’s probably seen everything already. Even though she may act white, she still is smart like an Indian and will probably act like she isn’t. However, look out men. Shlokas tend to have to complain about needing water when she’s really thirsty or has a dry mouth ;). Trying to get information about someone? Beg Shloka to tell you everything she knows, she won’t resist!

Boy: Ugh, I’m so thirsty. Pass me that water!
Girl: Don’t be a Shloka!

by unanimous kitten January 10, 2018

SELOZAR

SELOZAR is a weird rock thing that fucks Big Macs, Also a war criminal. Some people think he is “babey” but he is no babey, he stupid rock!!! He made AloneTraveler brain dead for a while!!! He stinky smelly!!!

Person1: hey have you heard of SELOZAR?

Person2: yeah he a stupid bitch

by BusterTheBettaFish October 6, 2019

Sloka

every time i want to end my life, i just think of her. “sloka”, a wispy voice calls out to me. i remember her. i hear her voice. i see her. i feel her. she has to be chased. she’s the hero the world deserves... but not the one it needs right now… SO I’LL HUNT HER… because she can take it. she’s not a hero, but rather a silent guardian… a watchful protector… a dark knight. 🛡

little boy: SLOKA!!!!!! SLOKAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! why’s she running dad?
dad: we have to chase her
little boy: but she didn’t do anything wrong :(
dad: sloka is our guardian; our dark knight

by L1TTL3B0Y March 22, 2022

Shloka

Shloka is a term used for a super hot person. It is derived from the super hot goddess Shloka who had excellent flirting skills.
Calling someone a "shloka" is one of the biggest compliments you can give someone

Damn, you look like a Shloka today!

by honeydrew._ November 22, 2021

Selora

A fedora hat which is in a terriable shape. Buy still being weared by someone who identifies him/her self with that hat. That poor hat.

Is he still wearing that selora?
Totaly pathetic that she is still a selora girl.

by Boush- October 5, 2018

Selika

Selika is the most woke person in the room and she quietly judges everyone’s opinions and befriends them. She is ready to get hate for standing up for the things she believes in. She loves her friends a lot and keeps them as a integral part of her life and decisions. She loves her family just as much. And is inspired all them.

Damn not shy Selika is out

by This is me babe November 22, 2021