Ottawa Senators

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?
Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.
Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?
Guy 2: Nope
Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.
Guy 2: Totally

by Jordanwb July 16, 2007

ottawa senators

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

Selenator

A Selena Gomez fan. They are usually hated because they defend Selena from all the hate she gets and it's a lot of hate and other "stans" use that to paint them as problematic which they aren't. They are very patient funny and very loving.

that selenator is very funny like all selenators

by dontmesswithmefckers September 12, 2020

seltunators

the awful fan base of seltunators. mainly justin bieber’s second fandom

seltunators are so obsessed

by twittericon October 12, 2020

Ottawa Senators

The Ottawa Senators are the absolute best team in the NHL. The line of Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, and Dany Heatley is the sickest line in the NHL. With their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad-ass goaltending in Dominik Hasek, the Senators will win the Stanley Cup.

Jim: Did you see that dank-ass move that Dany Heatley pulled? It was totally sick.

Chris: Hell yeah I saw that shit. The whole team is just too bad ass. I feel bad for Toronto fans....the Leafs suck donkey nuts when compared to the Ottawa Senators.

by Ottawa Senators Rule Earth December 28, 2005

Ottawa Senators

Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.
Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000
Parking for the entire season $550
Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646
Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless
There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs
CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!

Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?
Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?
Jim: Yeah
Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!
Jim: no
Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok

by J.Dot November 18, 2006

Binghamton Senators

The AHL affiliate of the NHL, Ottawa Senators since the 2002-2003 season. Located in Binghamton, New York. Many professional players have honed their skills in Binghamton. Most recently NHL stand out Jason Spezza, Antoine Vermitte, and Ray Emery. Former professional Hockey franchises in Binghamton include: The Broome Dusters {New York Rangers}, Binghamton Whalers {Hartford Whalers}, Binghamton Rangers {New York Rangers}, and the BC Icemen {UHL}.

Want to see great hockey with tomorrow's NHL stars? Check out the Binghamton Senators.

I'll see you guys at the B-Sens game

by Frobshow Hockey January 21, 2007